"I finally have the perfect idea to capture that Pikachu!" screams Meowth, bursting into the kitchen of their cabin, early one morning.

"What is it this time, Meowth?" asks a impatient and hungry, Jessie, looking over at the door way.

"It was always so simple, right under our noses, all along!" Meowth says, then reveals an impressive and seemingly fool-proof plan.

* * * * *

Later that day, James, goes out to buy the stuff for the plan. He runs into the twerp and instead of his normal fight-startingness he just runs away, laughing hysterically carrying a brown paper bag.

"I wonder what that was about." Ash says, to the other twerps.

"I bet he stole stuff from that store!" Brock replies, "That was probally why he grabbed the bag and ran off laughing like that."

"We have to stop them!" screams the stupid head twerp, Ash. "Go! Chikorita!" he releases the unevolved, baby, puss pokemon from its ball.

"Chiko!"

"Go stop, James, he stole stuff from the store!" yells the stupid twerp, Ash.

"Ash, he's gone, Chikorita, didn't even get a chance to see where he went to. If you would think faster you would of been able to stop him, but NO! You just had to wait for Brock to open his big, stupid mouth! And what proof do you even have that he did steal anything! Its, James, he is always running around laughing like an idiot! Why do we even have to stop him! We are not cops! Hi didn't even do anything to us!" Misty yells at him with a big head, and Pikachu, pikas, "and one more thing! You're stupid Pikachu gets annying always going, pika pika pika. Like we can understand what the hell it is saying! Either shut the hell up! Go back in youdamb ball like a Pokemon should! Or be more like Meowth and learn to talk!!!" scream, Misty, then she storms off into the woods.

"Whats her problem?" Ash asks stupidly.

"PMSing," Brock replies before noticing that, Ash, had no idea what it even ment.

So he asks the stupid question, "Whats that?" Brock looks at him as if he were a complete idiot. "What? Whats it mean!?!"

"This is why they shouldn't let dumb kids out of school for Pokemon crap." Brock says, knowing that he could of stayed home and in school for a few more years at least and trained, then he wouldn't need him on his 'ash' every two seconds, correcting himand then listen to him whine about being corrected, "Team Rocket's right, you are a dumb twerp, ugh, why the hell do I evan talk to you? The only reason I came with you is to have a good reason to get the hell away from those dumb, stupid, annoying kids. They would always interupt damn gym matches and everything, I swear they were doing it to embarass me! Why the crap did you really think I went to your mom's instead of going back to, Pewter! That and your mom's quote on quote, "Hot Fudge Cake."" Ash, just stares blankly, completely clueless. "O! Get out of my face you dumb twerp!" Brock yells quietly (like he could yell) then storms off to a nearby inn and you can hear him mumble something under his breath as he leaves, "I need some more weed."

Chapter 2

"Did you get it? Did you get it?" impaintly asks James', two hungry freinds.

"Yes, of course, "he pulls out several boxes of Chinese food, and sets them on the table.

"YAY!"

"We knew you wouldn't let us down," says Jessie in a sweet, soft tone.

"James blushes, "Sweet and sour chicken, ... dearest?"

"Why, of course," replys Jessie, scooting over next (WAY CLOSE!) to him on the bench placing her hand, gently, on his knee.

"Hey Hey! I don't know about u's two but some of us are trying to eat here!" says Meowth, starting to get ticked.

"Stupid cat," mumbles Jessie, "I'll bet your just still mad that Meowzy diped you, again!"

"Don't even go there!"

"Hey, heey! This is not worth fighting over, come on," says the intellectual, James. "Speaking of figthing... nevermind."

"What?" Jessie says now re-interested in James.

"Nothing big, "says James, "just... the twerps... they split up!"

"How!" ask the two.

"Well after I got the food I ran into them, so I just ran off, then I hid behind some bushes and trees and stuff, " James, ezplains. "You know the head-twerp?" they both nod. "Well, the other two got pissed at him, you should of seen it, the girl, she went completely thermal, dissed everything about him all the way down to Pikahcu, then left. Then they guy got pissed at his stupiditly and gave him a huge speech on how stupid he his and the only reason he hung around was to get away from his siblings, then, he left too!"

"Now we can finally get that Pikachu!" Jessie says, confidently, "Without the other two he'll be complety lost and confused! It'll be a breeze!"

Chapter 3 (not finished)

"Prepare for trouble!"

"And make it double!"

"To protect the world from devistation!"

"To unite all peoples within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Meowth, dats right!"

"Team Rocket jumps out in front of Ash, "What do you two want this time?!" yells the twerps.

"The same damn thing we want everyday!" James tells him.

"Dat, Pikachu!" Meowth says, pointing at the yellow rodent."

"Well you can't have it!" screams the twerp pulling out a Pokeball, "Go! Cyndaquil!" Cyndaquil comes out of its ball and looks around and notices that the other two twerps are gone and loses interest in fighting Team Rocket and goes and lies down by a nearby tree. "Cyndaquil! What are you doing! Come fight Team Rocket!"

"Looks like your Pokemon isn't interested in battling with out da, adar twerps here!" says Meowth.

"Cynda cynda quil quil cyndaquil" Cyndaquil says to Meowth.

"He told me to tell you dat da only reason he ever hung around was for Brock." Meowth tells the twerp.

"Ahhh!" Ash screams. "you're my Pokemon, not his! If you only hung around because of him why didn't you be his Pokemon!?"

Cyndaquil tells Meowth to translate, Meowth translates, "He said, maybe I would have if you were not so greedy! **choice words** They were exposed to of been your freinds but you never let them catch any **choice word** Pokemon! All you think of is your **coice word** self. Just like with Totidile, **choice word** Misty wanted to be its trainer so **choice word** badly! And you knew she loved **choice word** water Pokemon! Why the **choice word** couldn't you just let her catch the **choice word** thing! Thats what **choice word** freinds are exposed to do! You are so **choice word** pathetic! I am **choice word** leaving!"

"Pika?" Pikachu says, "pi pika pikachu chu pi pi Pikachu pi!"

"Let it go, Pikachu!" Meowth yells, "You're coming with us! This twerp loser is alone now! He can only bring you down! Come with us and you will become the bosses personal pokemon with your power potential!" Meowth quietly snickers thinking, "and I'll be top cat, and then you'll just be my toy rat."

"Oh, we don't have time for this lecture!" Jessie yells, releasing Arbok, "Come on, Arbok, its time to get Pikachu for the final time and go!"

"Cha-ar bok!"