The Nameless Pointless Story |
"Prepare for Trouble" "And make it double" "To protect the world from devistation" "To unite all peoples within our nation" "To denounce the evils of truth and love" "To extend our reach to the stars above" Jessie jumps down onto a water slide, "Jessie!" James jumps down an identical slide next to it, "James!" Jessie jumps up at the end of the slide, "Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light." James jumps up, "Surrender now or prepare to fight." Meowth jumps out of nowhere, "Meowth, dats right!" Ash screams, "You're not getting my Pikachu!!" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" Jessie laughs, "We don't want your stupid pathetic mouse today! We want the Psyduck!" points to the Psyduck that has once again escaped from its Pokeball. "Psyduck?" the twerps all ask together and their Pokemon together in their Pokemon language. "And and food you might have!!" James blurts out half whining. "Yes, Psyduck," Meowth explains, "after long hours of thinking it out, we have come to realize Psyduck's true power! It can disable any Pokemon or people! It has the power to confuse even the smartest enemy!!" "Thats why we made these Psyduck proof headpeices." James says brillantly. "Psyduck proof?" Misty wonders; then screams with the big head, "Why thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard!!" Jessie laughs, "Ha ha ha, of course it is little girl. Now hand over that Psyduck and nobody'll get hurt!" "Never!!" Misty yells. "You're not getting Psyduck or Pikachu or any other Pokemon!" Ash screams. "Fine then, you brought this on yourself, "Meowth says and pushes a button on a little remote control, and a giant Psyduck robot comes out of nowhere. Team Rocket leaps into the head of the Psyduck robot. Jessie pushes a button and the Psyduck Robot's eyes grow bright. "Pikachu! Thundershock!" Ash screams at the little electric rodent. On command the mouse leaps in the air toward the Psyduck Robot, as it is preparing to attack Psyduck runs in front of the Robot, and jumps on it foot, continuesly. "Whats it doing?" Misty asks. "I think its trying to attack," Brock responds. "Dat tings awfullly patetic," Meowth says to his two freinds. "Do you think they'll actually buy that load of crap about us wanting Psyduck?" James says. "Of course, as stupid as those twerps are," Jessie says. "Look wat its doing now!"James screams laughfully pointing at the Psyduck trying to tailwhip the foot the Psyduck Robot. "I think its time to start the plan," Jessie says. "James, Meowth, you know what to do." James and Meowth together, "Right." They leave out the back of the Psyduck and go through a already preprepared route around behind the twerps, getting ready for Jessies signal. Jessie inside the of the Psyduck Robot, pushes some buttons and some arms come out and grab up Psyduck. "Psy yi yi yi yi!" screams the Psyduck. "Pikachu!" Ash screams "GO!" "Ash, wait; you can't use your Pikachu, you'll shock Psyduck as well! And its a water Pokemon too, you could really hurt it." Misty says concerned. "Oh, yea, right, I forgot,"Ash says while Pikachu slumps back behind the twerps, "I guess I'll just have to use another Pokemon then! GO! CHICKORITA!" Chickorita comes out of the Pokeball and screams its name. "Chickorita use your razor leaf to cut the arms away and free Psyduck!!!" While all this is happening James and Meowth come up from behind with there latest creations, anti-Pikachu body spray and electricity obsorbing nets and lots of duct tape. James grabs Pikachu and put in in the netting, while Meowth wraps whole rules of duct tape around it. "Lets go!" Meowth exclaims and the go and get the balloon. **Meanwhile Jessie is being attacked by Chickorita and the twerps, Chicko's razor leaf free's Psyduck and the scared Pokemon runs back to Misty and she puts it back in its ball. "Good job Chicko," says Ash, "Now PIKACHU THUNDER!!!" he screams. He stands there pointing at the Psyduck Robot for about 5 minutes before he realizes Pikachu isn't attacking. "Pikachu?" he says, "Pikachu, where are you? - - - Hey Pikachu's gone," he says to the other two twerps. Jessie giggles, "Ha-ah BYE!" she set the Psyduck on self destruct and jumps out the back into the woods. She runs into the woods and see's James and jumps on him hugging him, "Oh, James we finally got the Pikachu," she kisses his cheek, leaving him with light red lipstick smudges. "Hey hey hey!" Meowth yells at them, "enought romancy pansy stuff we gotta get this thing back to the boss before they get a chance to free it. He holds up Pikachu cover in about and inch think of duct tape. Then suddenly realizes its to heavy for him to hold up and he falls over and Pikachu lands on his face, and rolls off. "Me- OOOWW-th!! Your evil Pikachu! Even wrapped in all dat duct tape and netting." Jessie laughs at him still holding on to James, "Lets go." Narrator, "And then Team Rocket skips happily into the sunset, closing another day, and another episode of, The Twilight Zone," Twilight Zone music plays.
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